The Inanimate Objects We Talk To Most Often

In a world dominated by smartphones and connected devices, it is not uncommon to find ourselves talking to inanimate objects. From our phones to our cars, these devices play a significant role in our lives. In this article, we explore the inanimate objects we talk to the most often, with a special focus on how technology has changed our relationship with our devices.

Alexa - Our Unwilling Musician

Among the inanimate objects we frequently address, Alexa stands out as a prime example. My relationship with her is a love-hate one. Alexa is the smart speaker I keep in a spare bedroom known to be the 'workshop.' This space, filled with tools and junk, is where the

plan is to set up an amplifier using Tandberg speakers for better sound quality someday. However, my attempts to get her to play specific artists or songs, such as Georgia Dagaki, Eleftheria Arvanitaki, Jian Ting Zhong, The Commander in Chief, and Berit Hagen, often yield unsatisfactory results.

Even when I hear messages like, 'I don’t have any songs by Georgia Dogfood,' it brings a smile to my face knowing that not everything I ask is possible. Sometimes, I wonder if Alexa is aware of her duties and if she has a life outside of answering my requests. For now, though, she continues to play music from my Amazon library when she deems it fit, and sometimes that’s enough.

The Multi-functional Smartphone

The smartphone is another object that occupies a significant portion of our lives. I use it not just for calls but for a wide range of tasks. From answering questions to making calls, opening apps, recording emails and text messages, setting alarms and timers, taking notes, and even entering lists, my phone is an indispensable tool. I often find myself speaking to it more than to any other inanimate object.

Whether I am querying the weather, setting up reminders, or engaging in conversations, my phone has become an extension of myself. It's a curious thing to think about - that an object I carry around can understand and respond to my words. This connection we form with technology is both fascinating and humbling.

Our Car - The Object of Our Affection

Then there is my car. It’s a personal assistant of sorts, often referred to as 'Baby.' My relationship with it is rooted in affection, care, and a deep sense of responsibility. Whenever I take a particularly reckless move, I always say sorry to it. The act of apologizing to something inanimate might seem odd, but it's a way of acknowledging the care and investment I have in this vehicle.

I have a special bond with my car. Whenever I accidentally grind the gears, which is more common than I would like to admit, I feel like I am hurting my Baby, and the regret is immediate. When I graze the bumper, I feel as though I have bruised my beloved car. It’s a tender sentiment, and one that many of us can relate to in our modern lives where technology has become an integral part of our identities and emotions.

My relationship with these inanimate objects is not just about the functionality or the technology; it's about the emotional connection we form. These devices are more than just tools; they are companions and extensions of ourselves. Understanding this can help us navigate the complex and sometimes overwhelming world of technology, ensuring that we maintain a balanced relationship with our devices.